The Holy Teacup

The Holy Teacup is a mystical artifact unearthed by His Majesty King Trebort. It has magical powers to grant wishes to those who mean it no harm and also has the power to communicate with His Majesty King Trebort telepathically.

It bears this inscription around the rim:

"One Cup to rule them all, one cup to find them. One Cup to bring them all and in the Teacup bind them."

It sits in the highest room in Castle Teacup, joined by Prince Bogglesworth, guarded around the clock by loyal Teaguards, formerly by the mighty Teaborg and then General K'raq.

Insulting the One True Teacup, or attempting to smash it are both capital offences in Teacup Land and will result in a life sentance in the Castle Teacup Dungeons.