Dungeons

The Dungeons of Castle Teacup are the destination of the criminals and naughty people of Teacup Land. Each dungeon contains four cells, that are used to house monsters and nay sayers alike. One of the most famous residents of the dungeons would be the evil Antagonist, who regularly breaks loose.

The standard treatment for criminals being held in the dungeon is to be fed up, until they are very fat, with a daily diet of 50 sticks of butter, 2 bags of sugar and 10 chocolate fudge cakes. They are then stewed and fed to the poor people of Teacup Land. Also, they are regularly prodded with Prodding Sticks, and pelted with cold used teabags until they can take no more.